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Day 32
The shortest distance between two points is under construction

ROUTE: Rochester MN to Lacrosse WI DISTANCE: 89 Miles without the detours WINDS:  North 10-15  Cross winds mostly except on our big climb
WEATHER: Sunny, high 82, windy...not as humid today TERRAIN: Rolling with one good climb of note TOTAL CLIMBING: 3750 Feet

DAILY REPORT: Boy, am I a tired puppy today...it's been one zoom to take care of a problem to another all day.  It started first thing before Barb and i even got out of the room this morning.  I was in the bathroom and Barb knocked on the door and said, "I can't get out of the room."  "What do you mean, you can't get out of the room?" I asked.  "The door won't open," She said.  She was right...the safety locks in the latch wouldn't clear so the door was jammed.  I didn't think of how dangerous that would have been if we'd had an emergency, but undaunted, we opened the window (luckily, we were on the first floor), took out the screen, and threw our stuff out the window just as the manager was approaching the building checking in for work.  He must have thought we were stealing stuff out of someone's room, but we assured him the stuff was ours.

After that little incident the rest of the morning seemed innocently enough as the white van and I in the silver van got our chuckles when we caught about 30 riders who had missed the second turn.  I was approaching that turn when I saw a peloton of riders coming back from the other direction...whoa folks...now we were on track.

All back to normal, I worked my way to the front to get some photos of the beautiful countryside as the riders rode by and was starting to relax into the routine when I got a frantic call from Barb that a bridge was out and she needed help to navigate around it.  She set up an impromptu SAG as I zoomed to the front to investigate the possibilities as DOT had added about 8 miles to our route with a paved detour.  I checked out a couple gravel road options but they were too sketchy with steep, curvy downhills with gravel all over.  I called back to the SAG and advised everyone to take the DOT detour.  It seems like every year around here we run into construction which makes the day exciting. 

The detour added about 8 miles to our day, but the scenery was absolutely beautiful.  Our terrain today was a bit more rolling than we've had in the past few days and we had 1 real good climb at the 65 mile point...I'm in trouble again as I told everyone that it was probably about a 7% grade for a mile, but it was more like 9% or 10% in places...but it WAS only a mile.  If you like corn and soybeans, you'd love our ride today.  Everywhere we would look we'd see rotation planting and rolling hills dotted with barns and silos behind every farm house.  It's much different here than where I grew up on a farm.  Here the fields are much bigger and they seem to be able to plant corn or beans on just about any slope that a tractor can negotiate.  The slopes are so steep that they have to plant in strips with areas between left to grass.  I imagine it helps with erosion...if they'd till all the slope, it would wash away with the first rain I figure.

We're also starting to see more and more small towns along our route.  After Wyoming and South Dakota, anything would seem like over population, but it's nice to see civilization more often.  It takes a little stress off the SAG vehicles when the riders can stop ever so often and buy a fat pill or two.  Today's favorite stop was in Rushford where after gorging themselves with cream filled pastries, the riders elected to ride the bike trail to Houston...the next town 11 miles away. The riders said it was a home run and it was a great route to the second SAG that kept them off the highway for 11 miles.

After things had settled down after the construction detours, I settled back in the normal routine until I got another call from Barb about more construction just before going across the river.  When I got to that location, I found the entire road gone and traffic altered to a short section of narrow passage.  I zoomed around again and put down directional arrows to get them around the mess...another potential problem fixed...whew,  I was pretty well cooked by this part of the day.

For most everyone, it was a lazy day.  The scenery was so beautiful that it would have been a sin to have hammered through it all.  After the second SAG, we had that steep 1 mile climb I spoke of before to get out of the river valley and up on the bluff.  Once we were up there, you could see almost forever.  I think most of the riders felt it was well worth the climb to ride those great roads...even the ones who walked up the slope.  The terrain was gently rolling on top of the ridge and they had a great 2 mile descent to the bridge across the Mississippi...we are finally in the east!

All in all it was a long hard day.  Most of the riders got in pretty late in the day.  I didn't get in until 5:30 with the van.  Just in time to do rap and maintenance.  By the time we got settled, it was 7:30...oh, dinner was over at 7:00...sounds like a pizza night.

Remember the other day when I was talking about the cold war threat being thwarted by the mid west farmers?  Well, I thought I'd explore that topic a little.  Today I found lots of examples of our deterrent forces while I was driving around today.  The picture below right just looks like an innocent farm doesn't it...Notice how this "farmer" is cleverly using the surrounding terrain and natural cover from the trees to hide his missile silos.  The high terrain behind his "farm" provides shelter and protection from a low flying tactical attack from the south.  Also, the control tower and early warning system is cleverly disguised as a barn (see the funny antenna on the roof).  These two silos house lethal Inter Continental Ballistic Missiles standing ready to defend this 50 acre farm plot from enemy attack or UFO landing.  And you thought they only put silage in those things!  They do so well disguising these that many people ride by everyday and never notice anything out of the ordinary...nor do they suspect anything but farming activity to be going on.  Some may say I've been out in the sun too long, but I'm telling you some of these farms are not what they seem!  More to come after further substantiation. 

Tomorrow we ride to the Dells...a tourist trap.  We'll ride on the Sparta to Elroy trail too...nice variation.  It should be a nice leisurely ride that they will really enjoy.  Wisconsin is another beautiful state and I'm sure we'll see more examples of strategic military covert activity somewhere along our route...stay tuned. 

DID I REALLY SAY THAT?:

"Having fun is hard work."

"I'm supporting the entire Bag Balm industry."

"I wish more of these folks around here would move to Florida.  We'd have better pastries."

DID I REALLY DO THAT?:  We've got to do something about all the jitters the riders have been having from all the donut sugar highs.

DID I REALLY SEE THAT?

Marianne would have stopped to smell the roses, but she couldn't find any.

No comment.

 

I woke up this morning and found myself surrounded by turkeys.

Just one of the many farm steads we passed today.

Yes, we enjoyed the Minnesota dairy air as we cycled past one picture book farm after another, also saw a few cyclists' derrières as we pedaled the route

If you like barns, silos, and rolling corn fields, you were in heaven today.

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