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DAY 13

We're halfway through our adventure...Now it's all downhill from here!

ROUTE: St Gen MO to Cape Girardeau MO DISTANCE:  69 miles WINDS: Non existant
WEATHER:  Overcast most of the morning...threatening skies in the afternoon TERRAIN: Rolling, flat, hilly, flat, then rolling again to finish. TOTAL CLIMBING: 3200 feet

RIDE OVERVIEW: 

Today we rode in typical Missouri terrain...hilly.  We've had conflicting reports about today's climbing...one source says about 1800 feet of climbing and another says 4055 feet.  We were probably somewhere in between those extremes but closer to 4000 it seemed.  We also reached the half way point of our ride down the river.  The ride to the Cape has about everything for everybody.  The distance was moderate at 67 miles; the terrain was hilly, then flat, then hilly again; the weather was perfect during the morning departure and into the afternoon: warm, overcast, light winds.  The roads were highways, then country roads, then bike path.  We got it all today.  All in all it was a super day as we approach the end of our stay in Missouri. 

We started out with a hardy breakfast at the Family Inn Diner.  We know we are getting into the south when grits are the mainstay for a breakfast buffet, but our breakfast consisted of a variety of items that would satisfy even the most finicky palate...especially if you were from the south.  The riders experienced their first real taste of southern food where the 4 major food groups are salt, sugar, fat, and grease...Oh, I almost forgot the 5th major food group, Grits.  In spite of that, everyone ate their fill and was ready to put in another day in the saddle.  

I announced a 7:00 load since the distance was under 70 miles.  Again, there were people milling around the van 15 minutes prior, but the staff managed to stay low profile until the appointed loading time.  But like always, when we opened the doors of the van, the bags started flying.  At 7:15 we were looking at an empty parking lot and hustling to get on the road with the support.

My first challenge today was to get out ahead of the riders to take photos at our "Official 1/2 way point" on the road.  Most of the riders took time to snap some photos and have some fun before starting the second half of our ride...only 876.5 miles to go according to our figures.  At left, Craig and Keith celebrate their accomplishment or Craig may be congratulating Keith for getting this far today without a flat...not sure.  I told the anal retentive folks that we knew it wasn't "exactly" the halfway point, but it was close enough for government work and they would just have to pretend and deal with it.  We selected this point for it's rural location and lack of traffic.  We were here for several minutes and only a couple of cars came by while we were taking the pictures.  

We use this location every year and you could still see the paint from last year plus the year before.  I'm running out of places to mark the road that is close enough to a place where we can get off the road with the bikes and vans.  The riders keep asking me if there are any more hills...look at the photo above left and tell me if you see any hills...looks flat to me.  I've been trying to tell them that today was a flat ride...now I have a picture to prove it.

The first few miles today were dropping from our motel, but when they got to about 9 miles out, the terrain got really hilly...the Missouri short, steep hills.  However, when we got over the crest of the ridgeline, the view of the valley below was spectacular even with the morning haze that obscured the farthest points...in any case the descent was tremendous!  As I departed this morning the steam was rising out of the soybeans and when the sun peeked out it glistened off of the heavy dew that adorned the pastures.  The songbirds were singing and enjoying the final days of summer while the riders filed by singing songs of their own.  Once in the valley, the roads flattened out and the riders enjoyed some flat land for a few miles.

Actually, it had been flat for the last 5 miles before the half way photo op and would remain so for about another 6 or so...then it would get very strenuous again until the SAG.  After 36 miles, the terrain was still rolling but not nearly as hilly as the early morning.  Stephen is beginning to dread getting to the flat terrain tomorrow.  I think he'll probably lose lots of sleep worrying about not being able to climb over 3000 feet on his Bachetta in a day.  Seems his "lounge chair" bike doesn't do well in this type of terrain.  Someone even asked me this morning if I missed any hills while laying out this route...sorry, there was only so much space for Missouri when they were making the map so they had to squeeze it in between Illinois and Kansas.  It was originally the size of Texas before they stuffed it into the area where it is today...thus the ripples in the terrain.

By lunch time most everyone stopped by the Frontier Cafe in Fruitland MO.  I think the orders of the day were burgers and the catfish and hush puppies plate...yum.  Catfish almost made the major food group list, but it's only a dinner meal.  England John got a treat as the wait staff prepared him a traditional English meal of bacon, eggs, and baked beans with tea...he was just beaming when I got there.  He said all it was missing was a bit of mushrooms but he thought that might be pushing it a bit.  This cafe is one of our favorite stops every year and I'm sure the restaurant staff pulls their hair out when we flop down 30 or so hungry bikers at a time.  But they did great and it gave everyone a chance to fellowship and relive the great day we were having.

Everyone moved along really well today with little or no mechanical problems other than Topper who's pedal exploded about 3 miles after lunch.  I got a call from Brantley that Topper had broken down so I sent Barb forward with her van to take care of the problem.  I asked her to give Topper her pedals off her bike since they were similar to his and he was soon on his way with replacement pedals and looking for the bike shop on our route to repair or pick up a new set of pedals. 

Our ride finished on 3 miles of city bike path that helped us avoid the sprawl traffic and it took us by a bike shop...can't ask for anything better than that...unless you finish the day with a dinner at Ryan's buffet...great spread!  Everyone enjoyed the amount and variety of food offered. 

At rap we judged our famous scavenger hunt.  Riders teamed up to collect items listed and compete for invaluable prizes.  Teams were rated by an impartial panel of judges on their originality, completeness of the list, and by how much they were willing to bribe the judges.  We always have fun with the hunt and laughs galore as stories fly about how the teams acquired the items to be judged.  This year we had a first...only 1 team competed.  All the women teamed up and did a great job acquiring all the items and at final count, they did find everything much to the chagrin of the panel of impartial judges who were at the ready to break all ties and award bonus points.  The gals teased all the "Non participants" as LOSERS...but the guys commented that the gals actually came in 'next to last' since there was no competition.  Never-the-less, the gals received the invaluable prizes and bragging rights plus the honor of going to the front of the line at all buffets for the rest of the trip (to which the guys said, "Well if we'd known that).  Too late fellas, you've been skunked.  

This group is starting to bond well and we enjoy them more and more every day.  Tomorrow we eat at Cracker Barrel before departure for Union City (another restaurant where if something died, it gets fried).  We have 94 miles of mixed terrain and a ferry ride across the river to enjoy.  Finally, our flatlanders will have something to rejoice about.  Tune in tomorrow for the blow by blow.  M

HEARD ON THE ROAD TODAY:  "I'm a rolling machine today, look out Brantley, here I come."  "Oh, wait a minute, I can't get clipped in!"

"We were participating in the scavenger hunt, but so far all we've found is John!"

"After the adjustments we made to my seat last night, my butt is perfect!" 

"Don't pick that, Mike will call it a weed."

Don said, "I was all for hunting scavengers, but I couldn't figure out what they were." 

Don was practicing his outdoor skills again today.  At lunch, he was telling Cynthia and Marilyn that he'd seen a group of elk in a pond and he made the "Elk Danger Call" (what ever that sounds like) and all the elk dashed out of the pond.  Well, I went back and talked to the elk and one of them told me that he was upset that someone in his group had yelled, "SHARK" when they were having a nice cool off in a farmer's pond.  Maybe Don's "Danger Call" needs some work.

DUH! OF THE DAY:  All the guys who didn't compete in the scavenger hunt...but it would probably have been the same outcome...Na Na Na Na Na!  LOSERS!!!!!

PHOTOS OF THE DAY

 

During the scavenger hunt, the women produced a Wanted Poster for the "Unusual Item From The Road."  I took the liberty to check to see if the perp was in our group and as I was checking this seedy character, someone commented, "No one running from the FBI would be riding a recumbent."

 

 

Lisa found a nice place to pose for a photo.

 

Does this look like a pretty flower?  The panel had a hard time deciding...good thing this wasn't the tie breaker.

 

 

Having been labeled as "LOSERS" by the only team in the competition, the self proclaimed "Panel of Impartial Judges" became a bit tougher than usual.  In spite of their tough calls on a couple items, they couldn't sway the final inevitable outcome.  LADIES RULE!!!!

 

 

73 and 71 years respectively...it's all down hill from here.  I'm talking about the terrain..